ʘ‿ʘIt's super automatic!

5月 21, 2012 • 1リアクション

I am ice cream man
Runnin over kids in my van
At four miles an hour
When the fat kids see me oh they holler

Na na na na na
But Steeveee how I wanna
Can I just run over one please
It would be a total wheeze

5月 21, 2012 • 19,650リアクション • weaponizedwit

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.

Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.

Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.

Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May.

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

5月 20, 2012 • 2,980リアクション • tomhiddlestonappreciationblog

amjosiris:

umqra-is-not-morse-code:

tomhiddlestonappreciationblog:

SO MANY FEELS

This scene is SOOOOO important and so few people are talking about it.
WHY? Seriously.
If you want any proof that he’s not completely in control the whole movie, here it is.
Loki is just a pawn with big plans who has gotten himself into huge shit and can’t get out of it.
And this scene makes it pretty fucking obvious that they’ve been torturing and manipulating him and are threatening to make it a thousand times worse.

I should probably just post my insane 5k essay I’ve written on how fucked up Loki is in this film. Because I’ve just got a lot of feelings.

He looks really rough when he comes to earth and it’s like, what the hell’s happened to him? And he has those brief moments when he’s fighting Thor on Stark Tower where he looks around at the destruction, and it’s like he briefly snaps out of it, as if he’s lost control and has no idea how things got this way.

Yesss, when he first comes to earth, he looks so tired and worn out and all the Loki feels ;~;

I just wanted to cuddle him as he was killing 80 people, haha

^also OP should post the 5k essai.

(worthawoundから)

5月 20, 2012 • 31,686リアクション • fantaastic-fox

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

now Robert, everyone knows you’re a playboy philanthropist worth billions and trillions and pricelesssss

(also, Jude is totally Jarvis muahahah)

(irandom324から)

5月 20, 2012 • 3,274リアクション • doktorengine

celluloidfloozy:

torayot:

modmad:

waffleguppies:

trelela:

doktorengine:

What is eurovision?
I’ve heard people talk about it before and I feel really dumb because I have no idea what’s going on??

It’s a stupid song festival in Europe where one band/artist represents each country. It used to be one of the most important events, but now barely anyone cares about it.

EXCUSE ME MADAM

I BELIEVE WE MUST NOW FIGHT IN HOT AIR BALLOONS ABOVE LONDON

EUROVISION IS A TIME OF FUN AND HILARITY IN WHICH THE NATIONS UNITE TO WATCH GROUPS OF BRIGHTLY COLOURED IDIOTS PERFORMING SONGS THAT ARE CAREFULLY ENGINEERED TO BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GOOD MUSIC

AND YOU HAVE TO TURN THE SUBTITLES ON BECAUSE THEY ARE INVARIABLY THE RESULT OF SOME POOR SOUL TRYING TO TYPE THEM IN REAL-TIME AND IT IS BASICALLY THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF THOSE BOOTLEG MANDARIN LOTR SUBS

AND THEN THERE IS ‘VOTING’ WHICH MEANS ‘EVERYONE IN THE BALKANS GIVES EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BALKANS TOP SCORES AND EVERYONE IN WESTERN EUROPE PENALISES EACH OTHER FOR EVERY POLITICAL IRRITATION RECEIVED IN THE PAST YEAR’

AND YOU WATCH THE WHOLE TECHNICOLOUR FAILURE ON THE SOFA WITH SNACKS AND MST3K THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND IT IS GLORIOUS

The most perfect description of Eurovison I have ever laid eyes on.

BEHOLD. IT IS GLORIOUS.

The best part used to be (in the UK) Terry Wogan presenting, because he took a bottle of whisky into the commentator’s booth with him and would get steadily drunker as the night went on, and say increasingly politically incorrect and hilarious things about the acts.

Best quote:

“Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? … Actually, I do. I’ve seen the rehearsals,” - opening remark for the 2007 show in Finland.

Ahahhahhah

5月 20, 2012 • 22,121リアクション • angel-obscura

Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

Aries:	a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
Taurus:	Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
Gemini:	It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
Cancer:	They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
Leo:	They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
Virgo:	They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
Libra:	Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
Scorpio:	Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
Sagittarius:	beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
Capricorn:	Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
Aquarius:	It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
Pisces:	They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.

5月 19, 2012 • 24リアクション

The Best Two Seconds of the Film.

I mean, because Loki’s unkillable. A ~~cockroach~~ cosplayer.

#we all know he likes it rough

5月 19, 2012 • 5リアクション

Me:	OH MY GOD IT'S LOKI LOKI BRO (obsene amount of sparkles around Loki)
My friend:	HE LOOKS LIKE A COSPLAYER
	--later on--
	/Loki catches arrow, flies into building and emerges from rubble
Friend:	YOU CAN'T KILL HIM, HE'S A COSPLAYER; WE'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF WHEN THERE'S GEEKY THINGS TO BE DONE

5月 17, 2012 • 40リアクション • iwantcupcakes

Robert Downey Jr.’s favorite pasta - $15Robert Downey Jr.’s rumored Avengers paycheck (that has not been confirmed) - $50MRobert Downey Jr. bestowing his magic in your film with his mere presence - PRICELESS
(Entertainment Weekly)

#there are some things money can’t buy #for everything else there’s mastercard #robert downey jr. #really though - RDJ has been marvel’s biggest cheerleader from the moment they signed him on

Robert Downey Jr.’s favorite pasta - $15
Robert Downey Jr.’s rumored Avengers paycheck (that has not been confirmed) - $50M
Robert Downey Jr. bestowing his magic in your film with his mere presence - PRICELESS

(Entertainment Weekly)

#there are some things money can’t buy #for everything else there’s mastercard #robert downey jr. #really though - RDJ has been marvel’s biggest cheerleader from the moment they signed him on

5月 17, 2012 • 31,628リアクション • girl-with-one-eyee

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(worthawoundから)

5月 17, 2012 • 248リアクション • fshntography

Metal Headz by Mert & Marcus

(feraleから)

5月 17, 2012 • 4,723リアクション • askthethunderer

askthethunderer:

5月 17, 2012 • 882リアクション • askthethunderer

askthethunderer:

5月 17, 2012 • 57,722リアクション • weaslette

uss-special:

timelordd:

heyyraych:

spains:

The three different kinds of exam takers.

#i fall firmly in the ron weasley category #it’s a particular brand of oh i’m fucked #you know you once knew what you’re supposed to know #but what you actually remember is the footie scores from that lecture #or what the person sitting next to you was wearing #or what you were eating during the lecture instead of really paying attention #you kind of remember a tiny bit of what you’re supposed to know #and then you embark on a quest to fill enough space blathering on about a tidbit of information you remember that is probably only tangen… #and you think to yourself #at least i tried

i’m going to be harry during ap econ tomorrow.

im going to be ron during ap econ tomorrow

i am harry

harry is me

oh my god

I am Ron during tests

and Harry during classes

can I just say that for the record

I’m like Hermione only when someone asks me about fandom

5月 17, 2012 • 5,632リアクション

jesic:

Steve Rogers, by 菊叔

(laziestgittoeverstepinconverseから)